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Written for my husband, writer/professor/game designer Carlos Hernandez, "Doctor Doctorpants," before he was my husband. Carlos was my biggest backer for the earlier Brimstone Rhine albums. He, therefore, got the most songs written for him in this, the backers' album.

lyrics

I’m a sexy, sexy monster
And my prey’s the professoriate
Well, my prey’s wherever you are at
In your crazy khaki pants
How I love to make you dance
Babe, you never stood a chance

Apex predators
Are the prettiest of all
Apex predators
Always hold you in their thrall
First we make you run then curl up into a ball
Sweet and small
Then we poke you till you crawl

I’m a sexy, sexy monster
And my prey is academia
Should I fry you or just steam ya
In your button up plaid shirt
Watch you bubble in the dirt
Not quite dead but mortal hurt

Apex predators
Rule the seas and skies
Apex predators
Like the geeky egghead guys
Genius is the spice is our bookworm-berry pies
The surprise
Of a scholar when he dies

I’m a sexy, sexy monster
And my prey is pedagogic brains
Babe, you really give me hunger pangs
All those papers left to grade
They’re like roughage ready made
Makes digestion smooth as suede

Apex predators
Hunt by night and day
Apex predators
See the whole world as their prey
Really ought to love us or we’ll eat you en flambe
Well, okay
We’d eat you anyway
Babe, okay
I’ll eat you anyway

credits

from Corbeau Blanc, Corbeau Noir, released July 13, 2018
C. S. E. Cooney (vocals)
Jeremy Cooney (ukulele, burp)
Declan Cooney (monster voice)

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Brimstone Rhine Queens, New York

Brimstone Rhine is an imaginary rockstar. She is also the alter-ego of fantasy writer and audiobook narrator C. S. E. Cooney.

Glenn Kendzia, Jack Hanlon, and Matt McLaren are all real-life rockstars. Check out "Wild Sun" on BandCamp if you want to hear more of Glenn's own work!
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